Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible