You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.
You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.
You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.
You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.
You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.
You give hit-and-run a new meaning.
You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.
You shattered a frozen enemy.
You killed an enemy with fire damage.
You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.
You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.
You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.
You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.
You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.
You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.
You settled Steeltown’s problems without using a disruption weapon to knock an enemy out.
You settled Steeltown’s problems without killing any workers or Ghost Gang members.
You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.
You discovered every location on the World Map.
You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.
You reached level 25.
You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.
You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.
You obtained all vehicle upgrades.
You beat the game on the hard difficulty.
You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.
You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.
You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.
You beat the game on the normal difficulty.
You killed every living person in Downtown Colorado Springs.
You ate a Clown Burger.
