Unlock all the trophies
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
You touched the servers
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Find all Trinkets
Run naked on the football field
Start the Alien invasion
Complete all Instincts
Give Big Foot some shoes
Enter the super secret container rave
Run on the beach in slow motion
Find the perfectly round boulder
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Find the shady merchant
Find all movie tapes
Find the secret garage
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Find That clown
Lick the croissant
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Sit through the entire yoga session
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Find the trainstation
Become Queen of all the goats
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Become an Egg
Jump off all Ramps
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Get flung out of the map
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Buy the Gators shoes
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Sit through the intro