Mr. Tired is thrilled by your unparalleled accomplishment! What a fantastic gamer you are!
Acquired the Harem Ending! This way, everyone gets to be happy-even Buck!
Targeted enemy weaknesses 5,000 times. It's as if their weaknesses call out to you! They say, "hurt me more!"
You Died. Let us go out this evening for pleasure. The night is still young. Et cetera.
Cured Kairi Fujisaki! Hopefully she doesn't let her new mentality go too far...
All party members have reached Level 50. The world is your stomping ground!
Discovered all the Combo Skills. Macro setup surely played a part in this, right?
Used the Exponential Exploitation multiplier in battle 625 times. Do you smile when the wheel begins to spin, too?
You started a second playthrough. Make those plebeian rats pay!
Cured Cecilia "Cici" Fontaine! Verbnounia may never be released, but her true self finally has.
Cured Pearl Moira! Will she hoard away her arm bandages to recall this memory later?
Cured Jordan Hollandaise! Enjoy your new life as an Internet celebrity.
Cured Summer Rath! She seems focused on making you into a better version of yourself.
Cured Emily Brinehart! Was this really a punishment, or just another part of her game?
Escaped from a certain trap with Buck. Your adventure with your best buddy must go on, but...
Mapped every tile of every dungeon floor. Cartography needs completionists like you!
Attained victory in 500 battles. Good thing zombies aren't afraid of blood, right?
Created 200 pieces of Scrap. Are you breaking weapons or dismantling them?
Viewed 50 different sub-events. You seem to enjoy learning more about your traveling companions!
Everyone's Affection (AFF) stat has reached 50! It's not quite enough for a specific ending, but it's a great start!
Targeted enemy weaknesses 1,000 times. The enemies cower whenever you draw near!
Found 50 different kinds of weapons. Some are probably destined to become Scrap...
Used Scrap to increase a weapon's durability. Buck's pretty handy when he makes the effort!
Increased a weapon's durability to 99. Scrap is precious, so hopefully you can use this weapon for a while.
Increased Reggie's item carrying capacity to its limit. No better loot donkey exists in this universe.
Discovered 5 different Combo Skills. These are great when one party member can't hit an enemy weakness otherwise.
Used a fully charged (5x) Exponential Exploitation multiplier in battle. That's strategy!
Found 10 different kinds of weapons. Why are these scattered all over the place?!
Targeted enemy weaknesses 100 times. What a satisfying sound it makes!
You mapped every single step of a dungeon floor. It sure looks pretty all filled in!
Use a weapon until it breaks in battle. At least you get to keep the Scrap!
Used the Exponential Exploitation multiplier in battle 25 times. Even 1.2x can be enough to shift the battle in your favor!
You have viewed 5 sub-events. These are a great way to raise a character's AFF stat!
Looted a rare item. Use it or lose it. Well, use it and lose it is also accurate.
Increased Reggie's item carrying capacity. Loot longer, get stronger.
Set up a custom Macro. This will surely help you tackle different enemy groups!
You encountered your first enemy mob! The grind begins!
You've made 10 dialogue choices. Get ready for many, many more-they sometimes change the conversation entirely!