Find All Collectibles
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Find All The Pony Horses
Tag 10 Walls
Complete Test Chambers
Visit The Badehaus
Run Wild With The Podracer
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all collectibles on level 2
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Thrash the Goathenge
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the Hanging Glider
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Do no evil
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Travel to space!
