You are literally a ninja
Explore the Options menu
Beat the entire expert row of Solo Episodes
Die in every possible way
Die 5000 times
Beat the entire bottom row of Solo Episodes
Die 1000 times
Beat the entire middle row of Solo Episodes
Beat an entire column of Co-op Legacy episodes.
Beat an entire column of Co-op episodes.
Die by hitting the ceiling too hard
Get all the gold in the Solo Introduction
Triumph over adversity
Die during the solo introduction
Kill another player using a rocket 5 times in a single MP Race episode.
Die 100 times
Beat the entire top row of Solo Episodes
Watch a highscore replay.
Beat an entire column of Race Legacy episodes.
Beat an entire column of Race episodes.
Beat an entire column of Solo Legacy episodes.
Earn an All-Gold Badge in a Solo Episode from the bottom row
Beat a Solo Episode from the bottom row without dying
Earn an All-Gold Badge in a Solo Episode from the middle row
Beat a Solo Episode from the middle row without dying
Beat a Solo Episode from the top row without dying.
Earn an All-Gold Badge in a Solo Episode from the top row