Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Find All Collectibles
Complete Test Chambers
Find All The Pony Horses
Run Wild With The Podracer
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 2
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Lick the Hanging Glider
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
