Use the camera controls to zoom in or out.
Use the pump controls to pump up and release completely an effect.
Dance with four elephants around the chair.
Use the right stick to crank up an effect.
Use all Modes at least once in a session.
Look at Rob dancing.
Issue any two button combo.
Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.
Read the... Help Screen.
Watch the demo mode to the end.