Dragonsbait

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

All-natural cane sugar

So much to do so much to see

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

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Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Just plain lucky

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

True Neverclick

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

God complex

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Endless cycle

Last Chance to See

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Four-leaf cookie

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

When the cookies ascend just right

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Gaseous assets

Seven horseshoes

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Speed baking I

Speed baking II

Speed baking III