Do you even tree bro? You have bragging rights, other trees cannot compete.
You can now go outside and t-pose in public as a tree repeating the phrase "Tree" over and over.
Humans speculate on your age, they try to study you but you give them splinters and they die.
Some say the tree is not mightier than the storm, but the tree is the storm.
You are the tree master chief leans on.
The forest is now complete and will go on forever.
I am one with the forest, the forest is with me.
Don't fall down!
You sure know a lot of trees.
Your forest is great and will spread far and wide.
The other trees will never believe you.
You and your friends will be trees forever.
You are now qualified to teach others about trees.
You are now a tree forever.
This is not a joke to you, you are the tree.
You have achieved true inner peace.
Be a tree for 5 minutes, you can now review being a tree.
1 is now 2 and the forest grows.
Trees love red ties.
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