What a colorful tower you all have made!
Good job destroying your competition in the long run!
Aww, cute lil four Bit tall tower!
C'mon take a free ride! Call Edgar!
Every different way the level can alter the game has happened and you lived to tell the tale.
Going the distance! 800! Nice job!
Wow, 400! *Pant, pant* *breathes heavy* Good job!
Ooo, 200, that's pretty good!
Did you wager win, place, or show?
You ran more than 100 meters!