You have killed 1000 zombies
You killed 50 zombies driving
You have unlocked the arcade game
Godlike!
Alive for 15 minutes. The King of Southern Zombie Hospitality!
Alive for 10 minutes. Drinking songs will be written in your honor!
Alive for 9 minutes. Some serious redneck survival skills!
Alive for 7 minutes. Mr. Slayer in the house!
Alive for 5 minutes. You can hold your own in the zombie apocalypse!
Alive for 2 minutes. Pretty decent but still just zombie fodder!
You got your Opelousas stash back!
You have killed 100 zombies
You have drunk a bottle of Sledgehammer
You killed your first zombie!
You made it back from the Atchafalaya swamps alive!
You did the Great Southern Zombie Escape!
You've crossed over to the other side!
You have drunk 100 bottles of whiskey
You have survived New Roads alive!
You've made in and out of the backwoods and lived to tell the tale!!
You've escaped Lafayette Prison like a boss!