Kill yourself in an elevator.
Defeat the psychiatrist's final form.
You ruined his fresh track suit.
Poor guy.
Your trap card was activated.
Found all the hidden keys.
Didn't wake up Leon.
This will go well...
Found what the robber left behind.
You really liked petting that cat.
You hung up your phone a lot.
Most people go right. You went left.
Why did you think it was a good idea to give him your Katana anyway?
Fulfilled your secondary goal in the prison.
You stopped a suicide. With a murder.
Jump off the balcony of the penthouse.
Beat Katana ZERO.
Complete The Dragon's tape.
Meet your final end in chinatown.
You killed a suspiciously familiar character on the Quiet Hills set.
Achieve a total rank of gold or higher in a full speedrun.
Complete a full run in hard mode.
