Completed Arthur's intro
Completed the DLC
Blew Minds of 15 People After a Charged Facemelt
Picked Up All Lore Items
Vibed All Nick Statues
Survived Day 2
Survived Day 1
Lifetime Achievement Award
You successfully took Phlash as Arthur
Serenaded 30 people
Pushed 7 Robots Into the Smelter
Completed Act 3
Completed Act 2
Saved all the Villagers
Completed Act 1
Killed 8 Robots in the Intro
Retrieved the credentials from the club
Hit 3 NPCs with the Same Gold Record
Parried 30 attacks with the Vibe
Found Loot in Alleyway
Delivered the cod liver oil
Finished DLC With No Upgrades
Completed "Band of Brothers" encounter
Zapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Found Loot in Canal
Unlocked All Upgrades
Got 100 Headshots
Collected All Lore Notes
Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks
Restored Order at Haworth Labs
Did Your Duty
Pole Danced Naked
Finished all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Destroyed 50 Explosive Barrels
Set foot on every island
Finished Arthur's playthrough
Finished Mystery House without being spotted once
In Thomasina House - Collected all fake cats
Unlocked all of Arthur's shelters
Contracted and cured the plague
Completed the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Gained £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Survived 50 days
Died while overdosing on Joy
Found all collectibles
Killed 100 NPCs across all playthroughs
Collected all Uncle Jack Shows
Took the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redacted only the uncomfortable ones
Correctly sabotaged Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Found all notes related to Prudence
Finished Ollie's playthrough
Injected yourself with glucose 10 times
Killed a guy named Ryan Andrews
Spread the Message
Completed "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Completed "No Place Like Home" encounter
Completed Ollie's intro
Used 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Caught 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Talked to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Finished Sally's playthrough
Completed speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Completed the Crones encounter
Listened to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Knocked out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Completed Sally intro
Crossed into the Village for the first time