Break a soda can
Pull one fire alarm
Find the nook in Optical
An apple for a head
Make the last move
Clone an object way too many times
Empty all fire extinguishers
Find all blueprints
Beat the game
Beat the game in under an hour
Finish the game with developer commentary enabled
Finish all challenges in Challenge Mode
Beat the game in under 35 minutes
Congratulations on doing something!
Complete all constellations
Fail at throwing away trash
Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling
Place a soda can in a recycling bin
Pull all the fire alarms
Pull enough fire alarms
Find the hidden trophy
Drink all sodas
Find all secret chess pieces