You found the Kodiak.
Your commanding officer was killed in action. It's your mission now.
Lucia Wesson has offered to join your party.
You assembled Poultron.
You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.
You killed every living person in Downtown Colorado Springs.
You killed an enemy with fire damage.
You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.
You shattered a frozen enemy.
You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.
You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.
You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.
You convinced the Machine Commune that humans can be trusted.
You saved all the hostages in Aspen.
You sat through Quarex' entire museum tour.
You found the Provost.
You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.
You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.
You obtained all vehicle upgrades.
You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.
You discovered every location on the World Map.
You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.
You ate a Clown Burger.
You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.
You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.
You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.
You give hit-and-run a new meaning.
You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.
You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.
You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.
You reached level 25.
You found every lore book in the game.
You threw a snowball at an NPC or party member.
Team November and the Rangers have taken over Colorado.
Darius Kwon has offered to join your party.
You established a new Ranger HQ in Colorado.
You never made it to Colorado Springs.
You overwrote Valor Buchanan's mind with God-President Reagan.
You arrested Valor Buchanan.
You killed Valor Buchanan.
You killed Victory Buchanan.
You arrested Victory Buchanan.
You killed Liberty Buchanan.
You arrested Liberty Buchanan.
You deposed the Patriarch and liberated Colorado from his rule.
You defeated Angela Deth and stopped a coup.
You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.
You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.
You beat the game on the normal difficulty.
You beat the game on the hard difficulty.
You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.
You answered Morningstar's call and gave him a new home.
You set off Morningstar's self-destruct mechanism.
You dealt with Erastus Dorsey before he could harm the Hoon family.
You saved the shipment of power armor from the Scar Collectors.
You allowed the Hoons to be murdered and the power armor to be stolen.
Ironclad Cordite has offered to join your party.
Victory Buchanan has offered to join your party.
Pizepi Joren has offered to join your party.
Scotchmo has offered to join your party.
Fish-Lips has offered to join your party.
You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.
