Achievement is your middle name.
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Melee a big enemy.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Meet a powerful granny.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Party like it's 199.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.