You killed Valor Buchanan.
You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.
You found the Provost.
You give hit-and-run a new meaning.
You sat through Quarex' entire museum tour.
You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.
You convinced the Machine Commune that humans can be trusted.
You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.
You dealt with Erastus Dorsey before he could harm the Hoon family.
You killed an enemy with fire damage.
You threw a snowball at an NPC or party member.
Lucia Wesson has offered to join your party.
You saved the shipment of power armor from the Scar Collectors.
You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.
Darius Kwon has offered to join your party.
You established a new Ranger HQ in Colorado.
You found the Kodiak.
Your commanding officer was killed in action. It's your mission now.
You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.
Victory Buchanan has offered to join your party.
You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.
You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.
You arrested Valor Buchanan.
You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.
You discovered every location on the World Map.
You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.
You ate a Clown Burger.
You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.
You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.
Team November and the Rangers have taken over Colorado.
You assembled Poultron.
You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.
You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.
You defeated Angela Deth and stopped a coup.
You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.
You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.
You deposed the Patriarch and liberated Colorado from his rule.
You killed Victory Buchanan.
You arrested Victory Buchanan.
You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.
You beat the game on the normal difficulty.
Pizepi Joren has offered to join your party.
You killed every living person in Downtown Colorado Springs.
Scotchmo has offered to join your party.
Fish-Lips has offered to join your party.
Ironclad Cordite has offered to join your party.
You found every lore book in the game.
You allowed the Hoons to be murdered and the power armor to be stolen.
You obtained all vehicle upgrades.
You reached level 25.
You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.
You never made it to Colorado Springs.
You beat the game on the hard difficulty.
You arrested Liberty Buchanan.
You shattered a frozen enemy.
You overwrote Valor Buchanan's mind with God-President Reagan.
You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.
You set off Morningstar's self-destruct mechanism.
You answered Morningstar's call and gave him a new home.
You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.
You saved all the hostages in Aspen.
You killed Liberty Buchanan.