Collect One Big Machine.
Scare the thief away.
Drink from a Delirium Moonshine Bottle.
This Is The Way
Repair all Broken Items.
Drop a Shirley Love on your bed.
You packed and sent all Special Job Items.
Go to a toilet five times in a row.
You had $5000 in your wallet.
Collect $500 by selling Valuable Trash.
You won a M.I.K.K.O's Bid Wars Special Event.
You had $10000 in your wallet.
You went on Vacations
Find all Golden Toilet Papers.
You saved someone's life.
You assembled the HellStorm Flamethrower
You tried to hit somebody with an axe.
You cleaned one Dirty Item.
You cleaned all Dirty Items.
Collect all Big Machines.
Score 500 points playing the Basketball Challenge
Buy all M.I.K.K.O Stations.
Drink from all Delirium Moonshine Bottles.
Score a point with a chicken.
Collect all Dog Cops Comic Pages
Clean 3 Shirley Love dolls
Destroy 6 Developer's picture frames.
Repair one Broken Item.