You've visited the world map for the first time! Welcome to Eat All The Things!
You've just met Tablet of TABLET CORP. Friend or foe?
You're done with the tutorial stages... time to Eat All The Things!
You've unlocked Green Dill Zone! Gotta go fast-food!
You've unlocked Sweet Sweet Beach! Is that a giant Mr Whippy?
You've unlocked Bubblegum Dystopia! So purple, so shiny...
You're moving onto the Bonus Stages! These are tricky, be careful...
You've unlocked Soda Pop Islands! This was a level designed by one of our Kickstarter supporters!
You just popped for the first time! Be careful not to stay underwater too long, or fall into spikes, or worse... get caught!
You've been popped 100 times! Be careful!
You've been caught! Maybe tactical espionage operations are not your thing...
You just can't resist the spotlight! You've been spotted by The Watcher over 100 times!
You were caught stealing snacks! No matter, back to it...
You popped some expired food!
You've eaten your first Favourite Snack!
You've eaten at least 50 Favourite Snacks!
You've eaten all the Favourite Snacks! Another delivery of snacks is needed...
You've eaten your first Tablet Snack! They're so addictive! Eat more, become a ball, lawyer up, roll over all the things!
You've eaten over 100 Tablet Snacks! Keep going, you're unstoppable!
You've lost count of how many Tablet Snacks you've eaten... all you know is that you want more!
Bronut enjoys a bit of dress-up!
You beat the developer's best time!
What a rush! Maximum sugar! You're faster than ever!
You ate a Midnight Snack... somehow, you're temporarily hidden from The Watcher!
You ate a Turbo Snack! The unique composition of ingredients has given you the ability to fly!
That was one freezing ice cream... with this immense brainfreeze, you can walk on water and lava!
You've unloaded some food in the fridge! These used to be called Tablet Stations....
BA-BOOM! HOHOHO! Rocket... TO THE MOON! I got in my spaceship, then I went up and then I went... BA-BOOM!
