Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Gather $1000000
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Tag 10 Walls
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Visit The Badehaus
Complete Test Chambers
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Run Wild With The Podracer
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Jörgen
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtle
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Hold your own concert
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Lick the Hanging Glider
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Thrash the Goathenge
