You've made sweet, delicious curry for the first time!
You have cleared the Rock-Hard Cavern!
You've defeated 50 monsters!
You've crafted equipment for the first time.
You've learned your first skill! Daw!
You have cleared the Magic Tower, Maze of Initial Resolve!
You've opened your first treasure chest.
Obtained all the trophies! Yay, you!
You've learned every skill and spell.
You've defeated 5,000 monsters!
You've been knocked out 50 times.
You've vanquished the Mysterious Curry Tower!
You've learned 20 different skills!
You've enhanced equipment to level +99.
You've weakened equipment to level -99!
You have cleared the Flaming Volcano!
You have cleared the Madadel Ruins!
You've defeated 10,000 monsters! Wow.
You have cleared the Grain-y Wilds!
You have changed your clothes for the first time!
You've bought something from Smile Curry.
You've enhanced equipment to level +7.
You've weakened equipment to level -7!
You've filled out every info book.
You've defeated 500 monsters!
You've been knocked out 15 times.
You've played this fine game for an hour...and counting!
You watched the fine opening movie. Thanks!
You've gone on 100+ adventures.
You've entered the Sacred Sky Palace.
You've found 75% of the items in the game.
You've collected 75% of the monsters in the game.
You've defeated 1,000 monsters!
You've defeated 2,500 monsters!