OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Run Wild With The Podracer
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of GoatVille
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find All Collectibles
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Complete Test Chambers
Find All The Pony Horses
Gather $1000000
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Survive 10 days
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Find all the blocks
Lick the Hanging Glider
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Jump on the launchpad
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do no evil
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Find all collectibles on level 2
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
