Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Finish all manual quests
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all collectibles on level 2
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do no evil
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Enjoy your trip
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Find All Collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find All The Pony Horses
Complete Test Chambers
Run Wild With The Podracer
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Visit The Badehaus
Tag 10 Walls
