GeorgeLXX's Eat Lead Achievements

King of Hazard Land!

Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 10:08:20 pm

Observe the Grenade

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 10:08:19 pm

Dances With Guns

Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 12:06:09 pm

Bedlam Basher

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:47:45 am

Just a Flesh Wound

Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:37:55 am

Hazard Master

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:06:53 am

Pseudo-Hazard

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:06:47 am

Multiplayer Master!

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:06:39 am

Hazard Avoider

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:06:32 am

Meet Quentin.

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:05:50 am

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said..."

Earned on: Jul 10th 2009, 11:04:26 am

Well, I Heard Them Scream

Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Earned on: Jul 6th 2009, 10:38:38 pm

Deja-Vu (All Over Again)

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Earned on: Jul 6th 2009, 5:06:20 pm

Draw

Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Earned on: Jul 6th 2009, 1:52:01 pm

Talk!

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Earned on: Jul 5th 2009, 9:29:43 pm

Your Turn

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Earned on: Jul 5th 2009, 9:27:34 pm

Feeling Punchy

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Earned on: Jun 28th 2009, 5:19:57 pm

...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Earned on: Jun 25th 2009, 5:31:21 pm

Shield Master

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Earned on: Jun 23rd 2009, 11:12:22 pm

Pull!

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

Earned on: Jun 23rd 2009, 11:05:22 pm

Tramm Ride

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Earned on: Jun 23rd 2009, 10:32:53 pm

Pure Energy

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Earned on: Jun 23rd 2009, 11:14:46 am

Death Hazard

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2009, 6:25:56 pm

Second Amendment

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2009, 6:23:46 pm

Maxx Karnage

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2009, 5:28:42 pm

Housing Crisis

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2009, 2:22:31 pm

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2009, 2:18:26 pm

Auto Dealer

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Earned on: Jun 21st 2009, 8:34:07 pm

Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Earned on: Jun 21st 2009, 8:32:54 pm

Deja-Vu

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

Earned on: Jun 21st 2009, 5:40:22 pm

Boom

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Earned on: Jun 21st 2009, 5:33:44 pm

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 10:00:13 pm

Russian to the Finish

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 9:55:09 pm

Russian Attack

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 9:23:27 pm

Plink

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 6:01:01 pm

Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 5:53:52 pm

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 5:35:59 pm

Uncovered

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Earned on: Jun 20th 2009, 5:34:50 pm

Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:46:40 pm

Meat Your Maker

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:45:57 pm

Fire Hazard

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:39:10 pm

Say "No" to Pots

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:37:58 pm

Head Cheese

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:16:34 pm

Better Than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:11:11 pm

Stung

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 9:03:24 pm

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 8:54:33 pm

Disco is Dead

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2009, 8:51:14 pm

Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Earned on: Jun 17th 2009, 5:24:02 pm

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Earned on: Jun 17th 2009, 5:13:24 pm

Take 5.

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Earned on: Jun 17th 2009, 5:12:03 pm

It's HAZARD TIME!

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Earned on: Jun 17th 2009, 5:11:13 pm

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