Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"
Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
