Won the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple
Vanquished the Ancient Dragons of Destruction
Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters
Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen
Unsheathed 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area
Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness," who is the nerdiest of them all
Introduced thyself to the White Knight
Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides
Slew Mister Boney Pants Guy
Wielded the Mysterious Amulet
Completed all Hammerlock's Hunt side missions
Discovered all named locations in Hammerlock's Hunt
Completed the mission "The Fall of Nakayama"
Completed all Pirate's Booty side missions
Collected 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage
Unlocked all Borderlands 2 trophies
Gunzerked continuously for 90 seconds
Phaselocked 100 enemies
Completed all Campaign of Carnage side missions
Completed the mission "Long Way To The Top"
Remained in Zero's Deception mode for ten seconds straight
I can't even capture it on my camera
Completed all side missions
Completed level 1 of all non-level-specific challenges with a single character
Defeated Terramorphous the Invincible
Reached level 50
Completed the mission "X Marks the Spot"
Discovered all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas
Discovered all named locations
Allowed a Goliath to level up four times before killing him
Revived someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list
Discovered all named locations in Eridium Blight, Arid Nexus, and Sawtooth Cauldron
Discovered all named locations in The Highlands, Thousand Cuts, and Wildlife Exploitation Preserve
Discovered all named locations in Three Horns, Tundra Express, and Frostburn Canyon
Defeated Jack
Completed the mission "Data Mining"
Opened the chest at the bus stop in Fyrestone
Completed the mission "Toil And Trouble"
Killed Donkey Mong
Completed the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread"
Completed the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack"
Discovered all named locations in Sanctuary, Opportunity, and Lynchwood
Completed the mission "The Once and Future Slab"
Completed the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face"
Completed Round 5 of any Circle of Slaughter
Completed the mission "Wildlife Preservation"
Gave Claptrap a high five
Had Purple-rated gear or better equipped in every slot
Reached level 25
Killed a flying enemy with a thrown Tediore weapon
Completed the mission "Bright Lights, Flying City"
Completed the mission "Rising Action"
Completed the mission "A Train To Catch"
Tipped Moxxi $10,000
Killed a Constructor without it ever building another bot
Killed a Chubby
Completed 20 side missions
Purchased 5 items from the black market
Completed the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue"
Killed 100 enemies with the Sabre turret
Redeemed 25 tokens
Completed the mission "Hunting The Firehawk"
Got an item from Michael Mamaril
Reached level 10
Completed the mission "Plan B"
Completed the mission "The Road To Sanctuary"
Completed the mission "Best Minion Ever"
Unlocked 10 customization items
Reached level 5
Completed the mission "My First Gun"
