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Experienced the true ending
Shoot all 48 hidden stars
(Chapter 17) Eat the entire stack of waffles
(Chapter 15) Shoot 15 beer cans into the trash can
(Chapter 20) Complete the stage without a single civilian casualty
(Chapter 13) Listen to all of Rex's objection before shooting him
(Chapter 7) Earn at least $5.00
(Chapter 6) Shoot down 5 pins from the back row in the shooting game
(Chapter 4) Catch the fast ball with your face
(Chapter 3) Shoot the down the ducks with 100% accuracy
Experienced the fake ending
(Chapter 22) Witness the dawn of the Second American Revolution
(Chapter 21) Blow up 20 cars
(Chapter 19) Shoot a fish in mid-air
Eat 30 pieces of food
(Chapter 18) Keep checking records even after given the option to Give Up
Buy 50 Guns
(Chapter 16) Ensure all daisies survive til the end of the stage
Manually eject and reload your gun 100 times
Shoot half the hidden stars
(Chapter 14) Complete the stage without letting a single rat dough through
(Chapter 12) Hit yourself in the head with toilet paper
Reach the Intermission
Pump the shotgun 10 times without shooting
(Chapter 11) Learn how babies are made
(Chapter 10) Eat at least 4 maggots from the cheese
(Chapter 9) Defeat the hose without getting hit by any bolts
Shoot 1000 bullets
(Chapter 8) Out-dance Rex George
Make a milkshake
(Chapter 5) Change your mind about which one of the twins you like
(Chapter 1) Begin your journey into The American Dream
Shoot 1 hidden star