Find All Collectibles
Find All The Pony Horses
Complete Test Chambers
Visit The Badehaus
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podracer
Destroy All Freighters
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Thrash the Goathenge
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil
Lick the Hanging Glider
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue