Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
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Quit the game and then start it again.
Click on door 430 five times.
No seriously, we disabled it.
This is an achievement.
It is impossible to get this achievement.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
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