loomkoom

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Gaseous assets

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Seven horseshoes

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Speed baking III

Speed baking II

Speed baking I

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

True Neverclick

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Four-leaf cookie

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Endless cycle

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

God complex

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Just plain lucky

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

All-natural cane sugar

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Last Chance to See

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

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Have 400 fractal engines.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

When the cookies ascend just right

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

So much to do so much to see

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.