You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.
You beat the game on the hard difficulty.
You obtained all vehicle upgrades.
You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.
You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.
You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.
You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.
You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.
You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.
You reached level 25.
You give hit-and-run a new meaning.
You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.
You ate a Clown Burger.
You killed every living person in Downtown Colorado Springs.
You beat the game on the normal difficulty.
You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.
You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.
You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.
You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.
You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.
You settled Steeltown’s problems without using a disruption weapon to knock an enemy out.
You shattered a frozen enemy.
You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.
You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.
You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.
You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.
You settled Steeltown’s problems without killing any workers or Ghost Gang members.
You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.
You killed an enemy with fire damage.
You discovered every location on the World Map.
You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.
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