Endymion's Team Fortress 2 Achievements

Dazed And Defused

Stun 50 robots while upgraded with rocket specialist.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 8:07:06 pm

Engine Block

Prevent the bomb from ever reaching an alarm zone during the final wave of an advanced difficulty mission.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:35:04 pm

Steel Fragnolias

Complete all waves successfully in a mission.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:35:04 pm

Deus Ex Machina

Defeat a wave in an advanced difficulty mission without dying once.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:33:59 pm

System Upgrade

Max out all primary weapon upgrades.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:31:51 pm

Maximum Performance

Max out all resistances on a single class.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:09:46 pm

.executioner

In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:08:00 pm

Fast Cache

Pick up a credit pile that is about to expire.

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:07:57 pm

A Fresh Pair of Eyes

Dominate a player using the Pyrovision Goggles and earn your own pair!

Earned on: Sep 25th 2014, 7:04:18 pm

Pilot Light

Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.

Earned on: Aug 17th 2012, 10:25:23 pm

Gift Grab

Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.

Earned on: Dec 18th 2011, 1:49:12 pm

Claim Jumper

Capture a control point within 12 seconds after exiting a teleporter.

Earned on: Dec 18th 2011, 1:47:49 pm

Riftwalker

Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter.

Earned on: Nov 6th 2011, 8:31:03 pm

Dive Into a Good Book

Get to Loot Island and claim your reward!

Earned on: Oct 28th 2011, 7:51:35 pm

Engineer Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

Earned on: Oct 17th 2011, 8:43:40 am

Land Grab

Help a teammate construct a building.

Earned on: Oct 17th 2011, 8:43:39 am

Star of My Own Show

Spend some time editing a replay.

Earned on: Oct 17th 2011, 7:51:27 am

Time For Your Close-Up, Mr. Hale

Render a replay into a movie.

Earned on: Jul 5th 2011, 2:42:17 pm

We Can Fix It In Post

While watching a replay, press space bar to enter the editor.

Earned on: Jul 5th 2011, 2:37:24 pm

That's a Wrap

Save your very first replay.

Earned on: Jul 5th 2011, 2:36:25 pm

Escape the Heat

Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire.

Earned on: Jul 5th 2011, 12:28:08 pm

Race for the Pennant

Run 25 kilometers.

Earned on: Dec 15th 2010, 4:52:49 pm

Sleepy Holl0WND

Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann.

Earned on: Oct 29th 2010, 11:02:23 am

Masked Mann

Collect a Soul Gargoyle in Mann Manor.

Earned on: Oct 29th 2010, 11:01:59 am

Texas Two-Step

Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:45:31 pm

Honky Tonk Man

Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:44:34 pm

Unforgiven

Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:39:49 pm

Revengineering

Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:39:44 pm

Engineer Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:37:11 pm

Death Metal

Pick up 10,000 waste metal from pieces of destroyed buildings.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:37:10 pm

The Wrench Connection

Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:33:48 pm

Uncivil Engineer

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 8:00:11 pm

Get Along!

Manage to get to and then remove a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:59:42 pm

(Not So) Lonely Are the Brave

Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he gains 5 kills.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:48:00 pm

Engineer Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:44:49 pm

Deputized

Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:44:49 pm

If You Build It, They Will Die

Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position where it achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:37:57 pm

Frontier Justice

Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:34:52 pm

Quick Draw

Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:34:52 pm

Doc Holiday

Have a dispenser heal 3 teammates at the same time.

Earned on: Aug 21st 2010, 7:33:55 pm

Blind Fire

Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.

Earned on: Mar 16th 2010, 6:48:57 am

Ghastly Gibus Grab

Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own.

Earned on: Oct 31st 2009, 8:05:44 pm

Costume Contest

Kill a Spy disguised as your current class.

Earned on: Oct 31st 2009, 8:05:44 pm

Controlled Burn

Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.

Earned on: Oct 30th 2009, 11:37:46 pm

Candy Coroner

Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat.

Earned on: Oct 30th 2009, 11:27:56 pm

Scared Stiff

Kill a player scared by a ghost.

Earned on: Oct 30th 2009, 11:27:56 pm

Freezer Burn

Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.

Earned on: Aug 22nd 2009, 11:15:34 pm

Six-String Stinger

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills.

Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas

Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns.

Doc, Stock, and Barrel

Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic.

Fistful of Sappers

Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members.

Silent Pardner

Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members.

Rio Grind

Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a Sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer.

No Man's Land

Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players that are capturing a point.

Gored!

Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal.

Foundry Force Five

Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list.

Cap Trap

Kill an enemy who is capturing a control point with a critical hit.

Optical Defusion

Kill MONOCULUS!

Blockbuster

Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Indie Film Sensation

Achieve 10,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Local Cinema Star

Achieve 1000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Home Movie

Achieve 100 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Ready for Duty

Complete each class to unlock the next.

Sackston Hale

Craft the Saxton Hale Mask.

Trade Secrets

Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence.

Built to Last

Help a single building tank over 2000 damage without being destroyed.

Circle the Wagons

Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players.

Drugstore Cowboy

Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career.

Texas Ranger

Haul buildings 1 km over your career.

Patent Protection

Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler.

Search Engine

Kill 3 cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.

Breaking Morant

Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.

How the Pests Was Gunned

Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings.

Building Block

Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed.

Iron Kurtain

Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.

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The Extinguished Gentleman

Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players.

Ain't Got Time to Bleed

Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.

Brainspotting

Decapitate 50 enemy players.

Laddy Macdeth

Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.

Shorn Connery

Decapitate a cloaked Spy.

Tam O'Shatter

Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic.

Kilt in Action

Kill 500 enemy Soldiers

SMASH

Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge.

Ride of the Valkartie

Ride the cart for 30 seconds.

Medals of Honor

Finish a round as an MVP on a team of 6 or more players 10 times.

Brothers in Harms

Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier.

Worth a Thousand Words

Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute.

Death From Below

Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit.

For Whom the Shell Trolls

Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land.

Near Death Experience

Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.

Backdraft Dodger

Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.

Well Plaid!

Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.

Out, Damned Scot!

Kill 500 enemy Demomen

The Boostie Boys

Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life.

Duty Bound

While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land or just after landing.

Frags of our Fathers

Gib 1000 people.

Hamburger Hill

Defend a cap point 30 times.

War Crime Spybunal

Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate.

Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!

Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts.

The Longest Daze

Kill 5 stunned players.

Semper Fry

Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire.

Geneva Contravention

Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended.

Crockets Are Such B.S.

Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.

Screamin' Eagle

Kill 20 enemies from above.

Banner of Brothers

Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner.

Left 4 Heads

Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.

Slammy Slayvis Woundya

Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.

Battle Rustler

Teleport 100 team members into battle.

Scotch Tap

Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.

Two Minute Warring

Be part of a team that wins within two minutes.

Sticky Thump

Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs.

Spynal Tap

Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building.

Pipebagger

Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs.

Highland Fling

Sticky jump a really long way...

Robbed Royal

Destroy 100 enemy sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance.

He Who Celt It

Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.

Second Eye

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump.

Bloody Merry

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face.

The High Road

Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.

Something Stickied This Way Comes

Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs.

Beat Me Up, Scotty

Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.

The Targe Charge

Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.

Glasg0wned

Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.

The Scottish Play

Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.

The Stickening

Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation.

Cry Some Moor!

Destroy 50 buildings.

Bravehurt

Kill 25 players defending a capture point or cart.

Scotch Guard

Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times.

The Argyle Sap

Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation.

Demoman Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

Demoman Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

Demoman Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

Tartan Spartan

Do 1 million points of total blast damage.

There Can Be Only One

Decapitate your nemesis.

Double Mauled Scotch

Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump.

Loch Ness Bombster

Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.

Three Times a Laddy

Dominate 3 Engineers.

Pownd on the Range

Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler.

Dead Heat

Play through a back-and-forth battle for 15 control point captures.

The Crucible

Win 137 Rounds.

Wall Of Pain

Block 5,000 damage with the shield as a Medic in a single life.

Upper Hand

Kill 3 players during the same parachute deploy.

Prime Cuts

While using The Classic, gib all 9 classes during a single round.

Eagle Eye

While using The Classic, kill a rocket/grenade jumping enemy in midair with a full charge, no-scope headshot.

Hipshot

While using The Classic, kill 10 enemies with a full charge, no-scope headshot.

Severed Ties

While using the Back Scatter, kill 20 friends from behind.

Back 2 Back

While using the Back Scatter, kill a Heavy/Medic pair within 20 seconds of each other.

Back in Business

While using the Back Scatter, kill 20 spies from behind.

Emergency Brake

Kill a charging Demoman.

Punching Bag

Melee kill 10 Snipers using The Classic.

Nose Dive

Kill 10 parachuting players.

Robot Flush

Kill 5 enemies with a single rocket while upgraded with rocket specialist.

Reanimator 2

Use one ÜberCharge to quickly revive 2 teammates within 5 seconds.

Bank On It

As a Sniper collect $500 in a mission without running over the currency packs.

Dogfight

Kill a parachuting player while parachuting.

A Bygone Century

Pit 100 enemies in Rottenburg.

Bot-Buster

Kill 5 robots in a single explosion from detonating a sentry buster.

Urban Strike

Kill 500 gate crashing robots in Mannhattan.

Software Downgrade

As a team, kill 50 stunned radiowave robots in an advanced mission in Mannhattan.

Get Off My Lawn

Play an advanced mission without losing a single gate in Mannhattan.

Now Legal To Eat

Ooohh Ooh Ahh Ahhhh! ...in Mannhattan

Chippin' In

As a team, pit 10 guys in a single wave in Mannhattan.

Crasher Crusher

Play an advanced wave in Rottenburg without the bomb entering the town.

Palace-Aid

Kill a tank before it crashes through the barrier in Rottenburg.

Log Jammin

Kill 15 enemies in the rafters above the central capture point.

Mutually Air-Sured-Destruction

While rocket jumping, use a rocket to kill a rocket jumping enemy who also kills you with a rocket.

The Snakeout

Wipe the other team with 12 or more players on the server.

Snakebit

Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.

Project Excelsior

Parachute 19.47 miles.

Air Raid

Kill 3 players during the same parachute deploy.

Process Of Elimination

Win 140 Rounds.

Flip-Kabob

Ignite a player that is being flipped by someone using the Flippin' Awesome taunt.

Tune Merasmus's Multi-Dimensional Television

Reveal the mystery of the PASS Time TV Room.

Wet Work

Kill five enemies while they are in the water.

Power Down

Kill 15 enemies while they are capturing a point.

Power Trip

Capture the final control point within 15 seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.

Balance of Power

Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.

The Power and the Glory

Win 142 Rounds.

Carnival of Carnage: Bumper to Bumper to Bumper

Win each of the 3 bumper car games to earn a bonus Halloween Gift Cauldron.

Carnival of Carnage: Step Right Up

Earn 4 of the Carnival of Carnage achievements.

Carnival of Carnage: Arms Reduction

Kill 15 enemies while under the effect of Merasmus's melee-only curse.

Carnival of Carnage: ReinKartnation

Respawn 30 ghost teammates during bumper car games.

Carnival of Carnage: Hat Trick

Score 3 goals in bumper car soccer.

Carnival of Carnage: Up All Night To Get Ducky

Collect 250 ducks.

Carnival of Carnage: Bumper Crop

Kill 30 enemies by bumping their bumper cars off the tracks.

Showboat

Do 10 partner taunts with a teammate while capturing a control point.

Operation High Dive

Parachute 19.47 miles.

May I Cut In, Too?

Melee kill 10 players while they are doing the Square Dance taunt.

Running With Scissors

Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Scissors.

On The Rocks

Lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Rock.

Conga Line

Do the Conga with 10 or more players at the same time.

Party Crasher

Kill 3 players who are doing the Conga within 5 seconds.

Flight Cancelled

Kill 25 parachuting players with a critical headshot.

Bombs Away!

Kill 3 people with the Air Strike during a single rocket jump.

Maximum Potential

Collect enough casualties to get the max clip for the Air Strike.

Fast Fingers

Backstab a Scout that is using the Back Scatter.

Head-On Collision

Kill a charging Demoman while charging.

Chain Reaction

Get 3 kills within 6 seconds using the Demoman charge.

U-Turn

Kill an enemy that you couldn't see at the beginning of your charge.

Flight Control

Kill a parachuting player while parachuting.

Snakewater Salesman

Win 141 Rounds.

Stand And Deliver

Win 139 Rounds.

Five the Fast Way

Capture the final control point within five seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.

Space Camp

Kill an enemy within the broken crate area while they attempt to pick up the neutral Australium.

Hack of All Trades

Play an entire mission as a single class, and do this for every class.

Brotherhood of Steel

Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends List.

T-1000000

Collect 1,000,000 credits in your career.

Frags to Riches

Earn all credit bonuses in an advanced difficulty mission.

Wage Against the Machine

Earn a credit bonus at the end of a wave.

Full Spectrum Warrior

Ignite 3 enemy players using your Rainblower taunt.

Mass Hysteria

Have 6 teammates using Pyrovision at the same time.

BFF²

Have 2 BEST FRIENDS at the same time.

The Great Deflate

Kill 79 enemies who have Balloonicorn pets.

Doomsday Milestone

Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Doomsday pack.

Escape Ferocity

Kill an enemy who has damaged the Australium carrier in the last 3 seconds.

Lift-offed

Push a player into the rocket's exhaust path at the end of the round.

Cap-ogee

Win a round with at least 5 teammates on the elevator.

Balls-E

Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed.

Best Case Scenario

Kill 6 enemies carrying the Australium during the same round.

Rocket Booster

Win a round after the enemy team has opened the rocket lid.

Failure to Launch

Kill 3 players riding the elevator within 10 seconds.

Plan Nine to Outer Space

Launch the rocket as all 9 classes.

The Fight Stuff

Win 138 Rounds.

Flight Crew

Play in a game with 5 or more players from your Friends list.

Mission Control

Pick up the Australium from its home position and capture it without dropping it.

Foundry Milestone

Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Foundry pack.

Bomb Squaddie

Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life.

Raze the Roof

Kill two people on the roof of the center control point in a single life.

Classassin

Get one or more kills as all nine classes in one round.

Real Steal

Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.

Terminated, Too

Kill a player by pushing them into the cauldron fire.

Clockwork Carnage

Destroy two tanks within 5 seconds of each other.

Clockwork Conqueror

Destroy a tank within 20 seconds of its arrival.

Helltower: Hell on Wheels

Send Redmond/Blutarch to Hell 10 times

Tech Wrecker

As a Demoman, kill 10 robots in a single detonation.

Helltower: Hat Out of Hell

Get the loot from Skull Island in Hell

Helltower: The Mann-tastic Four

Earn 4 of the Helltower achievements

Helltower: Spelling Spree

Use spells to kill 25 players

Helltower: Skeleton Coup

Kill 99 skeletons

Helltower: Mine Games

Perform 17 environmental kills in Hell

Helltower: Competitive Spirit

Win 142 rounds

Helltower: Hell's Spells

Get and use a rare spell

Wizards Never Prosper

Kill MERASMUS!

A Lovely Vacation Spot

Get to Skull Island and claim your reward!

Real Steal

As an Engineer, escape with your sentry as a sentry buster is about to detonate.

Hard Reset

As a Pyro, reset the bomb 3 times in a single wave.

Spark Plugger

As a Sniper, kill 4 enemies simultaneously.

Do Androids Dream?

As a Scout, use the Sandman to mark 15 robots for death in a single wave.

Vial Sharing

As a Medic, share your canteen 5 times in a single wave.

Spam Blocker

During a wave, defend the hatch 10 times from robots about to deliver a bomb.

Heavy Mettle

During a wave, use rage as a Heavy to push a robot about to deliver the bomb.

Turbocharger

Buff 4 or more teammates as a Soldier at the same time in a single wave.

Sly Voltage

As a Spy, sap 10 robots at once.

Ctrl + Assault + Delete

Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target.

Metal Massacre

Destroy 1,000,000 robots.

Silicon Slaughter

Destroy 100,000 robots.

Negative Charge

Kill 5 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge in a wave.

Shell Extension

During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Ammo Reload' to refill an empty weapon slot.

Undelete

During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Instant Building Upgrade' to build a new sentry gun within 3 seconds of your previous sentry gun's destruction.

German Engineering

Use a canteen charged with 'ÜberCharge' to destroy 15 robots.

Kritical Terror

Use a canteen charged with 'Crit Boost' to destroy a giant robot.

Ghost in the Machine

Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds.

Raid Array

Complete the Crash Course, Doe's Drill, and Mann-euvers missions.

Where Eagles Dare

Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.

Guns of the Navar0wned

Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range.

Trench Warfare

Kill your nemesis with a shovel.

Got A Light?

Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.

Pyro Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

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Pyro Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

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Pyro Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

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Dead Heat

Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.

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Hot Potato

Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.

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Attention Getter

Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.

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Fire Chief

Kill 1000 enemies.

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Hotshot

Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.

Second Degree Burn

Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.

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Hot on Your Heels

Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.

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Next of Kindling

Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.

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Dance Dance Immolation

Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.

BarbeQueQ

Cause a dominated player to leave the server.

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OMGWTFBBQ

Kill an enemy with a taunt.

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Heavy Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

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Pyromancer

Do 1 million points of total fire damage.

Firefighter

Kill 500 enemies.

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Arsonist

Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.

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Pyrotechnics

Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge.

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Plan B

Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.

Makin' Bacon

Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.

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Burn Ward

Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

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Firewatch

Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.

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I Fry

Ignite 10 disguised Spies.

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Clearcutter

Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.

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Lumberjack

Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.

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Camp Fire

Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.

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Trailblazer

Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.

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Heavy Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

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Heavy Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

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Cooking the Books

Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.

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Crock Block

Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.

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Lenin A Hand

Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.

Purge

Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.

Gorky Parked

Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.

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Marxman

Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.

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Pushkin the Kart

Get 50 caps on payload maps.

Vanguard Party

Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.

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Rationing

Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.

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Redistribution of Health

Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.

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Communist Mani-Fisto

Kill an enemy with a critical punch.

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Heavy Industry

Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.

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Permanent Revolution

Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.

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Spyalectical Materialism

Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies.

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Kollectivization

Get 1000 assists.

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Icing on the Cake

Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.

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Party Loyalty

Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic.

Rasputin

In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.

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Krazy Ivan

Kill 50 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater.

0wn the Means of Production

Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them.

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Soviet Union

Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.

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Factory Worker

Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.

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Supreme Soviet

Get ÜberCharged 50 times.

Stalin the Kart

Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.

Soviet Block

While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement.

Class Struggle

Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair.

Crime and Punishment

Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.

Show Trial

Kill an enemy with a taunt.

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Red Oktoberfest

Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you.

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Division of Labor

Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die.

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Spontaneous Combustion

Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.

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Firewall

Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.

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Photostroika

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable.

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Quadruple Bypass

Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.

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Autoclave

Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.

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You'll Feel a Little Prick

Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.

Earned Offline

Big Pharma

Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.

Earned Offline

Peer Review

Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.

Earned Offline

Does It Hurt When I Do This?

Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.

Earned Offline

Consultation

Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.

Earned Offline

Preventive Medicine

Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.

Earned Offline

Triage

Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.

Earned Offline

Play Doctor

In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.

Earned Offline

Double Blind Trial

Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.

Earned Offline

Trauma Queen

Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.

Earned Offline

Surgical Prep

Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.

Earned Offline

Group Health

Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.

Earned Offline

First Do No Harm

Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.

Earned Offline

Medical Breakthrough

Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.

Grey Matter

Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.

Earned Offline

Hardcore

Accumulate 1000 total kills.

Earned Offline

Dynasty

Win 20 games.

Earned Offline

With Friends Like these...

Play in a game with 7 or more players from your Friends list.

Master of Disguise

Trick an opposing Medic into healing you.

Earned Offline

Hard to Kill

Get five kills in a row without dying.

Earned Offline

Nemesis

Get five revenge kills.

Earned Offline

Sentry Gunner

Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry.

Earned Offline

Flamethrower

Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.

Earned Offline

Team Doctor

Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.

Earned Offline

World Traveler

Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).

Earned Offline

Head of the Class

Play a complete round with every class.

Earned Offline

Caber Toss

Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.

Blunt Trauma

Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.

Earned Offline

Midwife Crisis

Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

Earned Offline

Fire and Forget

Kill 15 players while you're dead.

Earned Offline

Medical Intervention

Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.

Earned Offline

Baptism by Fire

Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.

Earned Offline

Weenie Roast

Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.

Earned Offline

Combined Fire

Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.

Earned Offline

Medic Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Earned Offline

Medic Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Earned Offline

Medic Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Earned Offline

Blast Assist

Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.

Earned Offline

Bedside Manner

Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

Earned Offline

House Call

Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.

Earned Offline

Family Practice

ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends.

FYI I am A Medic

Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'.

Autopsy Report

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.

Earned Offline

Second Opinion

ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.

Earned Offline

Hypocritical Oath

Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.

Earned Offline

Ubi concordia, ibi victoria

Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.

Earned Offline

Chief of Staff

Accumulate 1 million total heal points.

Earned Offline

Specialist

Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.

Earned Offline

Intern

Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.

Earned Offline

Sawbones

Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.

Earned Offline

Placebo Effect

Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.

Earned Offline

Doctor Assisted Homicide

Assist in killing 20 nemeses.

Earned Offline

Infernal Medicine

Extinguish 100 burning teammates.

Earned Offline

Impossible Defense

Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.

Impenetrable Defense

Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.

Earned Offline

Relentless Offense

Win Hydro without giving up a capture.

Earned Offline

Lightning Offense

Win Well in 5 minutes or less.

Earned Offline

Powerhouse Offense

Win 2Fort with a shutout.

Earned Offline

Grand Rounds

Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.

Earned Offline

Five Second Plan

Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.

Konspicuous Konsumption

Eat 100 sandviches.

Earned Offline

Engineer to Eternity

Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

The Man with the Broken Guns

Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds.

High Value Target

Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates.

Point Breaker

Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point they own.

Insurance Fraud

Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic.

On Her Majesty's Secret Surface

Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Constructus Interruptus

Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun.

Die Another Way

Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback.

Burn Notice

Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.

A Cut Above

Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.

Spies Like Us

While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.

The Melbourne Supremacy

Dominate a Sniper.

Agent Provocateur

Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times.

May I Cut In?

Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other.

Sapsucker

Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds.

FYI I am a Spy

Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds.

Wetwork

Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate.

The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.

Stab an enemy while fencing.

Identity Theft

Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as.

Counter Espionage

Backstab a disguised Spy.

For Your Eyes Only

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse.

Triplecrossed

Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life.

Dead Reckoning

Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.

Shafted

Stab an enemy with an arrow.

Jarate Chop

Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri.

Number One Assistant

Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round.

Pincushion

Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.

Robbin' Hood

Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow.

Beaux and Arrows

Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow.

William Tell Overkill

Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head.

Come in From the Cold

Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.

You Only Shiv Thrice

Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.

Jarring Transition

Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.

Spy Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

Wings of Glory

Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne.

Mutually Assured Destruction

Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you.

Side Retired

Capture the last point in a CP map.

Earned Offline

Spray of Defeat

Use a grenade to gib a player.

War Crime and Punishment

In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.

Dominator

Get 3 dominations in a single life.

Death from Above

Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land.

Tri-Splatteral Damage

Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket.

Soldier Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

Soldier Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

Soldier Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

Attack o' Lantern

Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs.

Spy Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

Spy Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

Spymaster

Backstab 1000 enemies.

Sniper Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Sniper Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Sniper Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Deep Undercover

While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.

Who's Your Daddy?

Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador.

Sleeper Agent

Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds.

Skullpluggery

Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador.

Diplomacy

Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.

Slash and Burn

Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn.

Is It Safe?

Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points.

Dr. Nooooo

Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Joint Operation

Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another.

Sap Auteur

Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.

Friendship is Golden

Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate.

Rain on Their Parade

Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.

Don't Touch Sandvich

Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha.

Earned Offline

Dodgers 1, Giants 0

Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.

Beanball

Stun a Scout with their own ball.

Moon Shot

Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.

Earned Offline

Brushback

Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart.

The Big Hurt

Stun 2 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Foul Territory

Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy.

Strike Zone

Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.

Fall Classic

Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.

Artful Dodger

Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.

Triple Steal

Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.

Earned Offline

Round-Tripper

Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.

Earned Offline

Pop Fly

Kill 20 players while double-jumping.

Earned Offline

I'm Bat Man

Survive 500 damage in one life.

Earned Offline

Batting the Doctor

Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Doctoring the Ball

Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge.

Caught Napping

Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.

Earned Offline

Batter Up

Perform 1000 double jumps.

Earned Offline

Scout Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout pack.

Scout Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack.

Earned Offline

Scout Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack.

Earned Offline

Gun Down

Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.

Earned Offline

If You Build It

Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.

Closer

Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.

The Cycle

In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water.

A Year to Remember

Get 2004 lifetime kills.

Quick Hook

Kill a player in Well before the round starts.

First Blood, Part 2

Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff in an Arena match.

First Blood

Get the first kill in an Arena or Competitive match.

Earned Offline

Borscht Belt

Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B.

Earned Offline

Retire the Runner

Kill a Scout while they are under the effect of Crit-a-Cola.

Earned Offline

Triple Play

Capture three capture points in a row in one life.

Earned Offline

Saturation Bombing

Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw.

Dropped Dead

Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

Shock Treatment

Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked by your Razorback.

My Brilliant Career

Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players.

Parting Shot

Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off.

Enemy at the Gate

Kill an opponent within the first second of a round.

Consolation Prize

Get backstabbed 50 times.

Überectomy

Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Trust Your Feelings

Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope.

Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad

In a single life, kill 3 enemies while they are achieving an objective.

Jumper Stumper

Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

Socket to Him

Headshot an enemy Demoman.

Kook the Spook

Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri.

Australian Rules

Dominate an enemy Sniper.

The Last Wave

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them.

Shoot the Breeze

Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.

Stealing Home

Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Earned Offline

De-sentry-lized

Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.

Self-destruct Sequence

Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.

Triple Prey

In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons.

Kill Everyone You Meet

Kill 1000 enemies.

Have a Plan

Capture the flag in CTF.

Be Efficient

Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot.

Be Polite

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat.

Rode Hard, Put Away Wet

Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.

Out of the Park

Bat an enemy 25 meters.

No-Hitter

Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.

Earned Offline

Belittled Beleaguer

Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs.

Earned Offline

Block the Plate

Block 50 point captures.

Set the Table

Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.

Earned Offline

Jackpot!

Win 10 rounds playing PASS Time.

Endymion

Team Fortress 2 Steam Achievements

Endymion's Team Fortress 2 Achievements

Dazed And Defused

Engine Block

Steel Fragnolias

Deus Ex Machina

System Upgrade

Maximum Performance

.executioner

Fast Cache

A Fresh Pair of Eyes

Pilot Light

Gift Grab

Claim Jumper

Riftwalker

Dive Into a Good Book

Engineer Milestone 3

Land Grab

Star of My Own Show

Time For Your Close-Up, Mr. Hale

We Can Fix It In Post

That's a Wrap

Escape the Heat

Race for the Pennant

Sleepy Holl0WND

Masked Mann

Texas Two-Step

Honky Tonk Man

Unforgiven

Revengineering

Engineer Milestone 2

Death Metal

The Wrench Connection

Uncivil Engineer

Get Along!

(Not So) Lonely Are the Brave

Engineer Milestone 1

Deputized

If You Build It, They Will Die

Frontier Justice

Quick Draw

Doc Holiday

Blind Fire

Ghastly Gibus Grab

Costume Contest

Controlled Burn

Candy Coroner

Scared Stiff

Freezer Burn

Six-String Stinger

Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas

Doc, Stock, and Barrel

Fistful of Sappers

Silent Pardner

Rio Grind

No Man's Land

Gored!

Foundry Force Five

Cap Trap

Optical Defusion

Blockbuster

Indie Film Sensation

Local Cinema Star

Home Movie

Ready for Duty

Sackston Hale

Trade Secrets

Built to Last

Circle the Wagons

Drugstore Cowboy

Texas Ranger

Patent Protection

Search Engine

Breaking Morant

How the Pests Was Gunned

Building Block

Iron Kurtain

The Extinguished Gentleman

Ain't Got Time to Bleed

SMASH