Completed Arthur's intro
Took the Joy at the very beginning of the game
You successfully took Phlash as Arthur
Blew Minds of 15 People After a Charged Facemelt
Picked Up All Lore Items
Vibed All Nick Statues
Parried 30 attacks with the Vibe
Retrieved the credentials from the club
Serenaded 30 people
Finished all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Hit 3 NPCs with the Same Gold Record
Pole Danced Naked
Collected All Lore Notes
Unlocked All Upgrades
Found Loot in Alleyway
Found Loot in Canal
Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Zapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
Completed "Band of Brothers" encounter
Finished DLC With No Upgrades
Delivered the cod liver oil
Found all notes related to Prudence
Finished Mystery House without being spotted once
In Thomasina House - Collected all fake cats
Unlocked all of Arthur's shelters
Contracted and cured the plague
Completed the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Gained £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Survived 50 days
Died while overdosing on Joy
Found all collectibles
Killed 100 NPCs across all playthroughs
Collected all Uncle Jack Shows
Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redacted only the uncomfortable ones
Correctly sabotaged Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Finished Arthur's playthrough
Talked to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Set foot on every island
Used 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Finished Ollie's playthrough
Killed a guy named Ryan Andrews
Spread the Message
Completed "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Completed "No Place Like Home" encounter
Completed Ollie's intro
Injected yourself with glucose 10 times
Completed Sally intro
Caught 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Finished Sally's playthrough
Completed speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Completed the Crones encounter
Listened to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Knocked out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Crossed into the Village for the first time
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