Killed 30 heroes.
Killed 100 heroes.
Respawned 500 times.
Discovered the Paladin's mom's credit card number.
Met the Swamp King.
Commandeered a troll.
Commandeered a sheep.
Rode in a minecart.
Met Groenk the Orc, face to face.
Discovered the muffin motherload.
Discovered the secret room of doom (and spikes).
Beat the Paladin in the final battle.
Met the gobliiins - Dwayne, Bobo and Hooter
Walked in the snow, wearing just a loincloth.
Killed Bazwaz, the stinky griefer gnome.
Discovered the joys of a lava bath.
Stabbed a hero with a knife.
Picked up 15 different skulls during one play session
Died on spikes 25 times during one play session.
Died as a chicken.
Blew up 20 explosive barrels during one play session.
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