You served elderly person with style.
Jerk in daddy's car.
Seems like it is over now.
You are such a good boy!
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Somehow you don't remember anything.
Your traditional wedding condition.
Now play some games.
A real money man.
When I die, I die for good
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Shopping groceries with style!
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
An idiot is definition of you.
100 km driven with Satsuma.
You little punk!
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
You are real Finnish Jonne.
Time to relax.
You got your car through inspection.
Better luck next time.
Enjoy the smell.
Your car actually started, good job!
24 bottles of beer consumed!
You just experienced a Sauna.
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
No permanent death for you.
Crime is for poor people only.
Maybe find a woman next time.
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Serve at least 20 dish.
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Top breed of racing drivers.
That really does it.
You just keep on going.
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Robbing a slot machine with style.
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
You won in a junior class!
Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
You've done your time.
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
You beat the menu. And that's it.
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Thunder called you and you got killed.
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Say goodbye to your saves.
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Coming after Flying Finns!
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Coming second is just a first loser.
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
They failed to stop Johnny.
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
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