Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Boy
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Became part of the cult.
A
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
Been
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
You've
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
Good
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Encountered a disconnection bug.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
