Achieved a +100 gold profit in a session of Outright
Reached level 20
You completed Gill's story
You defeated the prison baddie
You defeated Fyr
You accumulated an insane number of crates
You finally defeated the bartender, but you still didn't get a drink
You made mom smile again
You witnessed Gill's fall from grace
You solved the chili mystery
The crystal has revealed a secret
Survived the battle with a horrifying creature
You got a clue from a total lush
The blacksmith created diamond dust for you
You collected your first diamond fruit
Reached level 10
You completed Gill's prologue
You sold your first crate
Defeated Todd
You helped Persee with his sniffles
You planted your first epic seed
Reached level 5
You picked a lock on a treasure chest
Achieved the highest possible score in babysitting
Achieved 25,000 points in any mode in the Arrrrrcade
Defeated Indecisive Mark
Defeated Kinsee
Your adventure has begun!
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