Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"
Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
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