You got them all. You got them all.
Completed the game
Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc
Triggered all of the story in the game
Read all of the You Are Here maps
Read all of the Bittern books
Found all the Chads
Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp
Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy
Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes
Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler
Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times
Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game
Noted all of the train numbers
Spent time playing with Howard's train set
Listened to all the radios before doing anything else
Spent time waiting for a call
Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds
Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all
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