KO Adoughbo.
Liberate a baby from his stroller.
Steal a bra.
Clear the shopping cart run without taking a hit.
Smash the crane game.
Beat up the Easter Bunny.
Unlock hard mode.
Throw an enemy at another enemy.
Beat hard mode.
Steal a hockey stick.
Die in the first level.
Smash a mannequin.
Beat up Mooby.
Clear the game in one run without a Game Over.
Clear hard mode in one run without a Game Over.
Smack an old lady.
Get hit in the face with a pair of panties.
Launch an air hockey puck off the ground.
Pick up a sockful-o-quarters.
Steal a skateboard.
Game over in the first level.
Damage an old lady.
Grab a hockey stick.
Grab a skateboard.
Pick up a bra.
You've seen it all and done it all!